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From: Feed The Children
Date: 30 Jul 2002
Time: 08:40:44 -0700
Ah spose we ar so glad to have Mr. Dean Davis to add to ar skool. Can you belive that a distinguished law prof from still unaccredited UND law skool would end up here with us in Appalachia? . The Appalachian School of Law in Grundy, Va. is a fine institution of learning and we are happy to get one of us down here home. When we looked at Mr. Davis' transcript from Yale and saw he had a 'c' average it was a no matter. There just ain't nuttin' wrong with making shine! And there ain't nuttin' wrong with makin' the best with as little as you got! Hold up a sec while ah git me another play-it of beckon and aigs. Ok ahm back. Last week I was drivin' my ol' Dodge pickup about a 100 maul anar an I gotta ticket. My brother bard my pickup truck. I say to him "Baugh-wee, you have any idea how fast you's drivin?" I shore hope Mr. Davis can try my case. Armageddon sick of all them tickets. Maybe we can get some law an awduh to the area and some mooshina's can have some peace. "Woo-howdy ... did you see this month's bee-yul from the taxidermist?" We ain't eatin no roadkill we's fixin to stuff it. Along with a few cans from Feed the Children we'all et good. If I don't stop reading these Southern wurds and git back to work, my baws is gonna far me. Proud to have ya Dean Davis. Yours>An appellation professor of law Dr.-Doodie