SEPTEMBER 2001 ARCHIVED

• September 29, 2001-Man Finds Human Penis In Bottle Of Fruit Punch unfortunately for him, one Juan Sanchez-Marchez made the discovery 2/3 of the way into the bottle. . .

• ND SOLICITOR GENERAL DOUGLAS A. BAHR-A SCHMUCK ATTNY FOR A SCHMUCK CASE
• Gay, lesbian troops can serve openly -- for now Pentagon suspends discharges during conflict

• "Americans love Pepsi Cola, we love death."-Jihad
• Seattle Patriotic Penis Predicament
• Text of Fatwah Urging Jihad Against Americans
• What to DO if a terrorist boards your plane
• UND Aircraft Remain Grounded
• FLIGHT TRAINING: FAA bans UND training flights Friday, September 21, 2001
• FBI visits UND aerospace program
• Emmys set for October 7; Madonna gives it away
• Schools Using Native American Racial Mascots in NORTH DAKOTA

• THE DENOUEMENT OF A GROSS DICK AT UND
• Solicitor General of North Dakota Fails To Respond in Whacky UND Prof Case Miskin Gets Default?
• Cartoons concerning American Indian Mascots
• Pope Calls for Rebuilding of Church (2001-09-24)
• Soldiers to Protect Pope's Visit (2001-09-19)

• University of North Dakota FOURTH-RATE AND PROUD OF IT!
• UND: Top notch Kupchella's Pipe Dream
• AG's Office Investigates Whether Process Server Is Old Enough To Handle Wagner's Complaint
• Anatomically Correct Kent State Calendar pulled off shelves

• Kazakstan tightens security for pope's visit
• Bush Gave $43M to Taliban 4 Months Ago
• Arab victims can empathize with America's pain By Osama El-Sherif COMMENTING FROM AMMAN
• Mafia Offers Assistance to NYC
• Baylor U. women revive panty tradition
• Germ Warfare Threat -Village Voice
• ‘Gen. Bush’ enters linguistic minefield
  
• CIA unclassified fact sheet on bin Laden